Sunday, September 16, 2007

Play is the exultation of the possible.

Martin Burber
SHORE LEAVE!!!!!
Captains Log
Stardate 0916.07
The crew and I are delighted to be back at Starfleet Command!
 
I have given the crew the ok for shore leave. I must admit that this voyage has been a long and ardous trek.
I have never seen Cmdr. Lucky and Lt. Stitch take so much advantage of their freeom from the ship.
Our next voyage will be to the California Quadrant, Redwood Secdtor.
Reports from our previous expediton will be forthcoming.
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.–Carl Jung
Fry Out
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Monday, September 3, 2007

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

- Galileo Galilei

Captain’s Log: Stardate 0828.07

 

The Crew and I are incommunicado. We have arrived at our destination: West Virginia Quadrant, Seneca Rocks Sector.

Starfleet, not having mapped this sector completely was not aware that this course has placed us directly adjacent a massive black hole. Our communications equipment is useless. Due to the proximity of the black hole and its thirst for photons, it is difficult to see due to the low light levels. (Fortunately, we have Lt. Stitch, and Cmdr. Lucky whose genetic make up is of great assistance in such conditions.) Our mission is to explore the Seneca Rocks region for which this Sector has been named. Document these rocks and report back to Starfleet our findings. Because of the massive amount of gravitational pull produced by the black hole directly in our path and it’s effect on photons and electrons, we will not be able to use the Orion for our away team. We have contracted with the resident sentient species to borrow a quadrupedal beast of burden known as a “whores”. We will be riding whoresback to the peak of our objective, photograph the whores at the peak and come back down for a greatly needed rest.

 

 

 

 

Anaglyph One and the Shuttle Orion in orbit around the Seneca Rocks Sector.

Capatin’s log Supplemental

 

After riding the whores and reaching the peak, the away team took shore leave in the small hamlet of Seneca Rocks. The inhabitants welcomed us with all four of their open arms. However we were taken aback when we discovered that eating lamb was punishable by death. Fortunately we discovered this taboo before any of the crew was forced to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unfortunately, our fortuitous fortune came by way of an unfortunate 3rd class navigator from Ursa Major who apparently failed to check out the local mores before ordering dinner.

 

 

In honor of W.V. Blackbear 3rd class navigator from Ursa Major who lost his life in service to Starfleet while ingesting illegal lamb. Stardate 0517.83

 

Fry Out.

 

 

“If you are going through hell, keep going.”
- Sir Winston Churchill

 

 

 

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